I wish that I believed in wishes

I wish I had one good reason why I should stay
How'd I get myself into this place?
I wish I had qualities like sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility,
Instead I got lunacy

I wish I could fit myself in my pocket
And tie myself to a rocket
And send myself to outer space
I wish I had a different face

I wish my life was a little less seedy
Why am I always so greedy?
Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy
I know I never will
I wish my life was not so boring
Every weekend four to the flooring
Don't get me started on Monday morning
It would be overkill

I wish I could apologise, be dignified
Wish I could look you in the eye
And tell you that I never lied
I wish that I could stop the cries

Don't wake me up today
Under my duvet is where I wanna stay
Don't wanna come out to play
Doesn't matter what you say anyway

I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes
Another programme on antiques on TV set
Wish I had blonde hair
Wish I had green eyes
So many things about myself that I despise

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Cheryl Tweedy by Lily Allen

Another brilliant song that fits me, by miss Allen. I don't think I need to explain.